Toddlers Are A**holes
  • Author : Bunmi Laditan
  • Release Date : 07 April 2015
  • Publisher : Workman Publishing
  • Genre : Humor
  • Pages : 176
  • ISBN 13 : 9780761185758
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Book excerpt: At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.) Includes: The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell) Your unraveling life And how not to die inside

Toddlers Are A  holes

Toddlers Are A holes

Author : Bunmi Laditan
Publisher : Workman Publishing
Genre : Humor
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At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care ...

Toddlers Are A  holes

Toddlers Are A holes

Author : Bunmi Laditan
Publisher : Workman Publishing
Genre : Humor
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